He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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