i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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