No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
