Rock
Scissors
Fuck
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
