Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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