How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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