I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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