your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I have demons in me.
i was born a porn star she said
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
