so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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