Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Someone signed my nipple.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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