just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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