The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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