scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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