I could have mohawked her pubes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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