your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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