Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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