just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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