I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The feeling are messing with the penis
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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