I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
