my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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