one two three fourrrrnication!
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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