Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
