google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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