look no pants
Its about making memories worth repressing
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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