so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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