That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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