i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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