this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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