If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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