Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My first STD was from a foam party
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
