We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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