I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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