White coat. Heels.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
there's paper in my vomit.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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