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Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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