also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I need you to use more vowels.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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