question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she told me i tasted like america
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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