too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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