Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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