Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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