The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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