you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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