: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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