have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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