after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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