before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
