People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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