I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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