i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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