I wanna passion pit in your ass
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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