Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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