I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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