Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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