I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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