Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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