her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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