I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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