i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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