I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm sobbing to NWA
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize